Literally shit my fam says
Chris Rock is telling it how it is
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP
when straight people talk to gays
Song of Solomon 4:7 You are altogether beautiful, my love; there is no flaw in you.
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
I think it’s clever
why cant i just be a hobbit and do nothing but eat and garden and smoke pipe weed and occasionally help slay dragons
i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said
where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”
So SO uneducated about penises
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
who the fuck names their kid pepper
someone who wants to add spice to their life