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shawtygot-class:

Chris Rock is telling it how it is

Literally shit my fam says

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taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

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bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

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drawsshits:

Song of Solomon 4:You are altogether beautiful, my love; there is no flaw in you.

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fagcock:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

I think it’s clever

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athoughtpad:

why cant i just be a hobbit and do nothing but eat and garden and smoke pipe weed and occasionally help slay dragons

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zackisontumblr:

i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 

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1200reasons:

sluttyoliveoil:

where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”

So SO uneducated about penises

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

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espeonchan:

candymandie:

espeonchan:

who the fuck names their kid pepper

someone who wants to add spice to their life

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